Enter the merciless criminal underworld, where a local Bard is your private human radio, with all the top rap songs available.Įmbark on a mission to find the Holy Grail, help the nobleman in becoming a gangster rapper, fire someone who believes the Earth is round from a trebuchet, or choose others from the huge range of absurd tasks available in-game. Imagine GTA 2 or San Andreas, but set in medieval times, where you steal horses instead of cars. What matters is having it all, having it now, and preferably with as little effort as possible. So, you can either keep sitting on your buttocks, do nothing about it, waiting for your sad life to come to an end, or you can try to get out there, earn a coin or two, have fun with the ladies, drink a beer or ten, and get everything that you’re currently missing. The miserable state you’re in does have one advantage, however: it doesn’t get much worse than that. Not even a name, as the creativity of your parents didn’t go much further than calling you a “Guy”.

Gta san andreas rustler